Restaurants, movie theaters, libraries, grocery stores and shopping malls are not dare care centers. Young children require adult supervision in public places . To ignore this fact is to do a great disservice to children and only serves to enforce the escalation of entitled behavior (not to mention spoiling everyone else’s night out)…
Most “Not So Model” infractions can easily be corrected by the offender providing some sort of bribe to the offended. Such bribes include, but are not limited to: money, concert tickets, sporting event tickets, fine cigars, free rounds of golf, and of course, good alcohol as demonstrated by our Model Citizens in London!
Women, transvestites, etc shall not be permitted to apply any and all facial substances to their faces while driving. The sun visor shall only be used to block sunrays and/or for emergencies.
Let’s rid the roads of the oblivious!
