When you and Rover go out walking
Do you think before you go
To bring a scoop or newspaper
To pick up where Rover goes?

I really hate to bring it up
It really is a shame
But if you’ve ever stepped in Rover’s mess
You’ll know I’m not to blame.

You put your foot down innocently
The shoe color gets a little vague
While you’re walking towards your home
You’re avoided like a victim of plague.

So please remember one and all
To keep Rover loved by scores
Just clean up every time he goes
The shoe you save may be yours.

ROVER’S OUT AGAIN
by Eileen McKinney

Here he comes that awful dog
That Rover down the way
He’s all alone no owner there
It happens every day.

The pretty flowers growing there
Are the victims once again
He’s dug them up and spit them out
Eight flowers nine now ten.

That jogger coming down the street
Will never get away
For Rover is a killer dog
When Reebocks come his way.

The owners think he’s awfully cute
So smart so cunning too
But the jogger doesn’t feel that way
With Rover’s mouth wrapped round his shoe

So keeping it short and simple folks
Remember what I say
Rover should be prevented from squatting
Cause when he poops, it’s not OKAY.