Comments on: Woman loses an eye while trying to apply makeup when driving! http://www.modelcitizenship.com/2007/02/28/woman-loses-an-eye-while-trying-to-apply-makeup-when-driving/ exposing bad behavior Sun, 05 Sep 2010 04:31:57 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.1.3 By: JC http://www.modelcitizenship.com/2007/02/28/woman-loses-an-eye-while-trying-to-apply-makeup-when-driving/#comment-2 JC Thu, 01 Mar 2007 22:09:04 +0000 http://www.modelcitizenship.com/2007/02/28/woman-loses-an-eye-while-trying-to-apply-makeup-when-driving/#comment-2 You know, I think there was an ER episode about this very thing...some lady came in with an eye-liner pencil embedded in her eye - looked a wee bit painful, too! There are so many things that distract drivers, eh? Food, Phones, Shaving, Arguing, Radio, etc....you would think that any extraneous activities involving vision would be a strict no-no....Yeah right! More important to look pretty than risk the lives of complete strangers.... You know, I think there was an ER episode about this very thing…some lady came in with an eye-liner pencil embedded in her eye - looked a wee bit painful, too!

There are so many things that distract drivers, eh? Food, Phones, Shaving, Arguing, Radio, etc….you would think that any extraneous activities involving vision would be a strict no-no….Yeah right! More important to look pretty than risk the lives of complete strangers….

]]> By: Howie http://www.modelcitizenship.com/2007/02/28/woman-loses-an-eye-while-trying-to-apply-makeup-when-driving/#comment-4 Howie Fri, 02 Mar 2007 01:28:21 +0000 http://www.modelcitizenship.com/2007/02/28/woman-loses-an-eye-while-trying-to-apply-makeup-when-driving/#comment-4 I think we should break down what is and what isn't acceptable while driving. <strong>Acceptable distractions while driving:</strong> - Hot girls flashing you - Certain "oral" distractions - Honking screaming and "shaking fist violently" at other bad drivers - Trying the new "open beer bottle with my mouth" trick that you just learned.</li> <strong>Unacceptable distractions while driving:</strong> - Putting on makeup - Singing and Dancing to the new ABBA soundtrack. - Reading the newspaper - Filling out crossword puzzles - Unsuccessfully opening a beer bottle with your mouth and trying to use a bottle opener. I think we should break down what is and what isn’t acceptable while driving.

Acceptable distractions while driving:
- Hot girls flashing you
- Certain “oral” distractions
- Honking screaming and “shaking fist violently” at other bad drivers
- Trying the new “open beer bottle with my mouth” trick that you just learned.

Unacceptable distractions while driving:
- Putting on makeup
- Singing and Dancing to the new ABBA soundtrack.
- Reading the newspaper
- Filling out crossword puzzles
- Unsuccessfully opening a beer bottle with your mouth and trying to use a bottle opener.

]]> By: Tinar http://www.modelcitizenship.com/2007/02/28/woman-loses-an-eye-while-trying-to-apply-makeup-when-driving/#comment-6 Tinar Sun, 04 Mar 2007 22:19:29 +0000 http://www.modelcitizenship.com/2007/02/28/woman-loses-an-eye-while-trying-to-apply-makeup-when-driving/#comment-6 As best put by Outkast: I hope she's speeding on the way to the club Trying to hurry up to get to some Baller or singer or somebody like that And try to put on her makeup in the mirror And crash, crash, crash.. into a ditch! Another item to add to your list of Unacceptable distractions: - shaving while driving (male or female) - and for you IT geeks...surfing on your LAPTOP with your aircard!! As best put by Outkast:

I hope she’s speeding on the way to the club
Trying to hurry up to get to some
Baller or singer or somebody like that
And try to put on her makeup in the mirror
And crash, crash, crash.. into a ditch!

Another item to add to your list of Unacceptable distractions:

- shaving while driving (male or female)
- and for you IT geeks…surfing on your LAPTOP
with your aircard!!

]]> By: kc http://www.modelcitizenship.com/2007/02/28/woman-loses-an-eye-while-trying-to-apply-makeup-when-driving/#comment-8 kc Wed, 21 Mar 2007 03:21:30 +0000 http://www.modelcitizenship.com/2007/02/28/woman-loses-an-eye-while-trying-to-apply-makeup-when-driving/#comment-8 Yes, what is it about these ever-prevalent women who paint their faces in the morning while they drive? It's like they take it upon themselves to check whether the lane markers are properly distributed every 50 ft. I wasn’t aware that the department of transportation had undercover employees working for them. We might have some disgruntled city employees if they find out about this one. Either that or we have some model citizens providing these free services. I think not! Damn these women, can't they wake up 15 minutes earlier to mask themselves before they buckle up? Which brings me up with this idea.. You know those Miller Light commercials where a bunch of guys sit around at a table declaring what is and is not considered man laws? Well if you don't know visit here: http://www.manlaws.com/ Point being, we should have ‘unofficial official’ model citizenship laws! Thereby I am officially declaring modelcitizenship.com its first law. Please note this is a proposed law and can be subject to change. 1) Women, transvestites, etc shall not be permitted to apply any and all facial substances to their faces while driving. The sun visor shall only be used to block sunrays and/or for emergencies. This law SOOO should have gotten passed before the whole cell phone deal. =P Anyone else for proposed model citizenship laws? Yes, what is it about these ever-prevalent women who paint their faces in the morning while they drive? It’s like they take it upon themselves to check whether the lane markers are properly distributed every 50 ft. I wasn’t aware that the department of transportation had undercover employees working for them. We might have some disgruntled city employees if they find out about this one. Either that or we have some model citizens providing these free services. I think not!

Damn these women, can’t they wake up 15 minutes earlier to mask themselves before they buckle up?

Which brings me up with this idea..

You know those Miller Light commercials where a bunch of guys sit around at a table declaring what is and is not considered man laws? Well if you don’t know visit here: http://www.manlaws.com/

Point being, we should have ‘unofficial official’ model citizenship laws! Thereby I am officially declaring modelcitizenship.com its first law. Please note this is a proposed law and can be subject to change.

1) Women, transvestites, etc shall not be permitted to apply any and all facial substances to their faces while driving. The sun visor shall only be used to block sunrays and/or for emergencies.

This law SOOO should have gotten passed before the whole cell phone deal. =P

Anyone else for proposed model citizenship laws?

]]> By: Model Law Number 1 « Model Citizenship http://www.modelcitizenship.com/2007/02/28/woman-loses-an-eye-while-trying-to-apply-makeup-when-driving/#comment-51 Model Law Number 1 « Model Citizenship Thu, 03 May 2007 06:30:58 +0000 http://www.modelcitizenship.com/2007/02/28/woman-loses-an-eye-while-trying-to-apply-makeup-when-driving/#comment-51 [...] on KC’s previous comment in this post, we have decided to come up with new Model Citizenship laws.  Here is the [...] […] on KC’s previous comment in this post, we have decided to come up with new Model Citizenship laws.  Here is the […]

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